#VUSH MAJESTY 2 REVIEWS MOVIE#
movie Wikipedia page and here are some of the fun facts I learned: and ask ourselves-who the hell designed this monstrosity? Why does he fucking look like that? In the process of asking myself questions like this while writing this review, I spent some time on the E.T. The only difference is that the Myth’s head doesn’t light up the way E.T.’s finger does.Įxtra Terrestrian: Die Ausserirdische, 1996Ĭan we just take a minute to fucking look at E.T. The Myth’s bulbous, textured head in combination with its long, slender neck…it was, in fact, exactly like E.T.’s finger. To my extreme displeasure, my partner was spot-on in their comparison. voice as they delicately stroked my shoulder with the toy. “That’s E.T.’s finger!!!”īefore I could make my own comment, they took it out of my hands and turned it on, cackling and quoting horrible phrases in a horrible, raspy E.T. My partner was sitting next to me, and they immediately sprung up in their seat upon seeing the Myth. I unboxed the VUSH Myth wearily, on my couch, with no intention of anything sexy happening (as most of my unboxings go).
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the Extra Terrestrial, my partner would like to personally recommend this vibrator to you. If you’ve ever had a sexual fantasy involving E.T.